Preliminary episode guide

Subject to change:

Boaber and Ric Episode Plan

Season Yinner:

The Hoose Whit Boaber Built -

Hilarious hi-jinks ensue when mental Boaber builds a house inside his house out of cereal boxes and microwave parts. Meanwhile, the dastardly deeds of a serial microwave theif become the talk of the town.

How Ron's Shop Got Panned In -

Heston's resident tramp Grotty McRotty appears to have had a gust of windfall right up his fortune, and makes no effort to hide his newfound hobby of lavish spending. The townsfolk, as experience would dictate, suspect foul play. When Shoppy Ron suggests that Grotty might be getting benefits because of a dodgy penis, Boaber decides to raise some cash.

Strange Things Afoot at the Circle Hay -

In Boring Wood, the wilderness surrounding Heston, two backpackers are having an argument over who gets the farty blankets. So engrossed in their tit for tat are they that both fail to notice the very large, very loud and very real alien spaceship descending toward them.

Three weeks later, two naked strangers wake up in the middle of Heston town square. The townsfolk can see their willys and everything. Hapless Ric is uninterested however, as he is worried sick – because Boaber just went missing.

Pie! -

The Tenth annual Heston Pie Getitdoonye is almost upon us. Boaber, last year's surprise champion, gets into training by scoffing Ron's meat pies at an alarming rate. Doctor Doctor warns him that he runs the risk of a heart attack if he takes part in the contest – his warning is resolutely defied.

Elsewhere, the previous champion Bastard McGee decides to sabotage the contest – by giving Boaber a bout of the Lawful Writs!

Death on the Clyde (parts 1 & 2) -

Boaber and Ric embark on the cruise won by Boaber in the previous episode. After a few days of fun and games, a huge argument (and punchup) occurs between Boaber and Vic Mundane over the correct lyrics to “The Best is Yet to Come” (or “Ho! Stick it up yer bum” to those on the losing side of the debate).

That night, Vic Mundane is murdered and Boaber is the prime suspect. In order to clear his mental friend's name, hapless Ric sleuths his way to Boaber's salvation.